some citibank retards

April 25th, 2007 by bolakbalik

>Citibank –customer service!
>This is hilarious!!! .
>Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
>This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being
>what it is today. Anyone who has dealt with an estate will agree with
>this.
>A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and
>March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late
>fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now
>somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.
>Here is the exchange:
>Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January."
>Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
>still apply."
>Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
>Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
>Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
>Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to
>the credit bureau, maybe both!"
>Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" (I really liked this
>part!!!!)
>Citibank: "Excuse me?"
>Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about
>her being dead?"
>Citibank: "Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor." (Duh!) Supervisor
>gets on the phone: Family Member: "I’m calling to tell you, she died in
>January."
>Citibank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still
>apply." (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)
>Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
>Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
>Family Member: "No, I’m her great nephew."
>(Lawyer info given)
>Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
>Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number is given)
>After they get the fax:
>Citibank: "Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I
>can do to help."
>Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just
>keep billing her. I don’t think she will care."
>Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." (What is wrong
>with these people?!?)
>Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
>Citibank: "That might help."
>Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
>Citibank: "Sir, that’s a cemetery!"
>Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?

what a CHEAP!!!

March 24th, 2005 by bolakbalik

what a CHEAP..test ;p (for readers : dontthink that you are cheap. red)

soooo…where supposed i start. ummhh.. for me, typically. i’d like to start with a direct insult statement :p. ok then, i have an exam just 15 minutes ago. i thought it was a hell exam because the lecturer is a typical woman_who_like_to_torture_student hehehe (no offense)..but!! it was sooo cheap..the questions i mean.. its not that i teling that i am a smart bad ass who always  discriminate people (but i am telling it. ain’t i? ;p). but the questions just so cheap that even you not studying also you will pass the exam. arrgh..i just frustated with all the time wasted by reading the books. its better to spend my night with overnight at my friend house and disturbing them with all the jokes and laugh :p hehe (for you who think that this is for you..yeah this for you mates ;P) hmm..now its week end i i still got two hours that make a gap between me and freedom..its a weekend buddy..it worth for a vacation :)

hmm..dah ah males inggrisan..gw cuman mau bilang kalo males banget ujian kali ini..the question just so damn cheeapppp….it just pissing me off!!! ahh lega rasanya…oke lah..this blog is not worth to read anyways hahahaha…soo..all the best for ur study mhahhaha…

what a unworthed material to read isnt it :p..thanks for spending your time mhahahaha :P :)

oh..crap!!!! i ‘ve lost my cd’s ;p

March 22nd, 2005 by bolakbalik

"crap…"

that was the first words i said when i woke up in the morning. i looked at my mobile phone clock and it shows 4 in the morning. i just dreaming about my CD. woot!!! CD?? ehehe..its not a "celana dalam" u know ;p its a compact disc..yeah a cd contain my data cable driver.. "crap.." ups..i did it again..sorry ;p .. i forgot where i put that cd, and now i need it desperately..

hehe..dah ah males inggrisan ;p akhirnya gw habiskan pagi ini dengan tahajjud agai..aahh its a good feeling :).. ngopi ngopi jadi kegiatan selanjutnaya..terus subuhan..terus pas gw idupin layar komputer.. i know i should not take an early bed that night. i missed a pm in my ym (a weird sentence isn’t it..mhahaha..i think so :p), pity..my bad..i’m too exhausted  .. well, so..today got wong lings exam.. IM… aargh..management again..what a subject..but thats life anyways..so..wish me luck

(i wrote this at the lib :p..so dont aspect for good grammar since my mind is full with assignments ;p)

"crap.."